This is a picture of my He-Man vs. Skeletor t-shirt. It is probably the best gift I have ever received and probably ever will receive. Jen gets MVP award for giving it to me. I think I know why He-Man is Master of the Universe. It is because he has muscles that normal mortals don’t even have. I mean look at the freaking picture. He doesn’t even have a knee cap. He has a “knee muscle”. For the record, even Skeletor could kick the ass of Mr. Universe.
Besides Hulk Hogan, I think He-Man is the most bad-ass character from my childhood. I wish those two had been a tag-team.
I could have on a $2000 Armani suit, and I would not get half the compliments I get from wearing that t-shirt around town. People look at my chest, and they automatically like me. Now I know why females with great breasts are always so happy.
4 comments:
That is a great shirt - especially so since it is a picture of the He-Man action figures and not the cartoon characters.
Jen gets a high five and a shot the next time I see her...you just get a kick in the balls. Or maybe I could just give you the shot? Might be better than a kick in the balls...
Jellicious shots for everyone! I think you should shredd the shirt at the bottom to get the real effect of He-Man vs. Skeletor. Actually when you wear the shirt you should wear a wooly jock strap just like He-Man and start every sentence by screaming at them, "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!" Example,
Person: "Hey Ringo cool shirt."
Ringo, "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, it is a cool shirt, thanks."
Person, "Where can I get one of those shirts?"
Ringo,"BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, you can't get one because you're a fuckstick."
Here here, I second the sage advice of TFG. Although, I believe it isa wooly codpiece and not a jock-strap that adorns He-Man's crotch.
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, I need some goddamn whiskey and a way out of this office - if's Friday dammit!
Holy crap, is there a She-Ra tshirt? Did you know that they have He-Man episodes on DVD? They're way boss, so is your shirt. Congrats.
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