Thursday, June 18, 2009

Red, White and Blue is the New Black


If you're an American, you may look at the picture above and think, "I don't see anything strange there." But if you are one of the MANY international readers of this blog, you probably see the fashion catastrophe above and think to yourself, "Holy Shit! Someone has combined a waving American Flag, a Bald Eagle, and the Grand Canyon all into one shirt!?"

This is America my friends. Patriotism is not just a feeling, it's a fashion statement.

Now i don't want to be entirely critical. This gem of a garment was found at The Cracker Barrel, an establishment that was the first of my US tour to reunite me with biscuits and gravy. That is a food that could solve some world problems. I don't know how, but i think it could.

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