Ringo Rules Australian Rules

I live a bizarre life. Earlier this week I was selected as a member of the Philippine National Team of Australian Rules Football. We played an international tournament this weekend here in Manila. If you’re wondering what the hell Aussie rules is, it is this…

Keep in mind those are professionals. I look nothing like that. And if anyone runs at me that hard, I get down in the fetal position immediately. But I really did play in the tournament. We didn’t win many games, and I didn’t score any goals, but I did give myself the award for “Best American on The Philippine National Australian Rules Team.”