Tomorrow we leave for Iowa. We will bike from the west side of the state to the east side of the state. Powers-that-be-willing, I will inform you all about it. Two adversaries are conspiring to keep this dream from becoming a reality.
One: my ass. Bike riding requires a lot of sitting on one’s ass. I have padded shorts, but I’m concerned.
Two: Best Buy. They are on a crusade to provide the worst customer service possible, and are currently performing unspeakable acts upon my laptop that I don’t even want to contemplate. I have currently had to endure pictures of Best Buy employees posing with my laptop in compromising positions. It is enough to turn the strongest of stomachs. Yesterday, I received in the mail a package containing a severed “backspace” key. I will not give in to such terrorism. I hope they will do the right thing, and that I will not have to give in to the demands of such tyrants.
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I have a couple of friends doing this ride with you. If you happen upon a Matt or Marie Jennings (two seperate people). Say greetings and that you know me.
Have fun and keep some vaseline in your crotch.
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