This week will be a celebration of hate. Usually this is not OK. People automatically tend to think of terrible things like “hate crimes,” which are obviously bad. However, to hate an establishment such as the University of Kansas is 100% OK. It’s better than OK, because it’s fun.
It really can’t get any more fun than 10-1 Mizzou playing undefeated Kansas at Arrowhead Stadium next Saturday. I’m sweating just thinking about it. Cheering on one’s favorite team in an apocalyptic game is a great feeling. For example, every second of the Cardinals vs. Tigers World Series was the embodiment of awesome. However, the upcoming border war could be even bigger for one important reason. I don’t hate the Detroit Tigers, but I very much hate the Kansas Jayhawks. Mathematically, it works like this:
Love of one team + hatred of opposing team = 2 x Awesome.
If you’re reading this, do yourself a favor. When you Hi-5 a fellow Tiger fan, don’t just say, “How about them Tigers?” Quickly follow that statement with a “How about those pig-****-ing Jayhawks?” Next to your giant black and gold MU flag, tie a noose around a blue and red bird. If you donate to Mizzou scholarship fund, see what you can do to embezzle funds from the state of Kansas.
7 days and counting. M-I-Z Beat-K-U
1 comment:
YES! The ultimate fight to the death, except without the death(of Jayhawks). My friend's neighbor has tickets to the game. He was offered $1,500 for them. I kind of wish I had bought tickets on time so I could have $1,500. The neighbor turned down the money. That's understandable and all, but really, why not earn money and STILL watch the game from the comfort of your home completely blitzed?
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