Tuesday, February 06, 2007

The Time Has Come the Walrus said,


To talk of many things.

Last week we had no classes in the high school. Instead all the kids and teachers were out in the provinces on service trips. Myself and the some students stayed in the village of Tugdaan at a school for indigenous kids. It was really boss, and I should say a lot of inspiring things about how moving it was. Those things would all be true, but I’ll let the pictures speak to that when I get them online. Instead let me comment on how 21 rich city slickers watched how pork goes from being alive to becoming pork chops. I’m pretty sure half the kids became vegetarians. (No worries Gants, not me!)

Upon returning to the city, I ran my longest pre-marathon training run at about 19 miles. It was not very fun. However, you should all be aware that if you are white and running in the Philippines and someone shouts “Hey Joe!” They are speaking to you, because you are representing GI Joe. But, if you actually stop to recite a moral lesson about not hiding in a refrigerator while playing with your friends, and then finish the lesson by saying, “Knowing’s half the battle. Go Joe!” They will stare at you blankly.*

My friend Elaina and I choreographed the thriller dance for the wedding. This consisted mainly of us watching the video, and then telling ourselves how awesome we were. Would a How-To video be useful for you all to practice before the wedding? Don’t say I won’t do it.

* Does anyone know what the hell I’m talking about?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, I am all too familiar with G.I. Joe...wait, what? - Vicky

Anonymous said...

Check out these alternate endings to the show...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html

M. Gants v4.0 said...

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: "Pork chop sandwiches, get the fuck out!!"

Vegetarians == pussies. Eat meat, be happy. GRRRRRR!! Glad to hear you're staying strong :)

Watch these GI Joe PSA's

Dingo said...

I'm pretty excited about the thriller dance. As you well know I've already busted the dance out at weddings before. Why not at my brothers on an even bigger stage.

hebrone said...

Dear Ringo Piece of Shit,

I thought you were dead you piece of crap, I paid 2 gay homosexual phillipinos to rape you and kill you and through your body in the streets of Manila but I guess these 2 gay homosexuals have failed.. damn YOU. But be awar bitch.... I shall hunt you down and crush u like the piece of crap that you are....

Erik Mohamad Cartman