Good news my friends. The wedding of myself and Jen will be really awesome. Here’s why.
We decided that it is not entertaining for the first dance of our wedding reception to be only for the bride and groom to slow dance to whilst Bryan Adams sings “Everything I Do (I Do It for You),” from the hit movie, Robin Hood. We talked to several reputable sources (ourselves) for suggestions, and have concluded there is only one option.
Choreographed Thriller Dance!!!! Woooooooooooooooo! This will be our first dance. It will be involve multiple people.
You love the monster dance? I know you do. And how about that zombie shoulder shrug? It’s in. You want to see bridesmaids and groomsmen in full-on wedding regalia reenacting the greatest video ever? Me too. Done.
Of course this means the rehearsal dinner is now a real rehearsal. Make sure you are stretched out.
Oh yes. June 30th is looking very probably like the day. Please clear your calendars and try to forget that I may have….
A. Missed your wedding.
B. Attended your wedding, and horribly embarrassed you and your parents.
C. Caused several of your past relationships to fail, due to our super-hard-core lifestyle exhibited in Columbia, Kansas City, Denver, St. Louis, Australia etc.
2 comments:
Oh man, that's awesome. I have a co-worker who told me a tale that her best friend did a choreographed dance at her wedding. They put the bridesmaids into "dance groups". If you were in group B, you were in the back b/c you sucked. Haha. You should do that, and you should also make them wear scary masks.
...oooh, will this include fake blood too?
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