Excellent news patriotic Americans!!!! The missing "Weapons of Mass Destruction" have been found in Kansas City! Unbeknownst to UN Inspectors in 2003(wrongly looking in Iraq), the weapons were cleverly being buried beneath Southwest Boulevard in Kansas City, near the Boulevard Brewery. This subterfuge was masterminded by the man seen in the picture, known only as "Dre" to his employers (suspected to be from the middle East).
This picture, taken in November of 2003, shows "Dre" or "TFG*" supervising the burial of an ICBM nuclear warhead purchased by Iraq from Kazikstan after the collapse of the Soviet Union. All parties, (Kazikstan, Iraq, and Dre) deny these allegations.
When asked about these allegations, "I'm just a red-blooded patriotic American like yourself," Dre responded, while smoking from a Hookah with his two friends Mohamet and Mohamet at the Jerusalem Cafe in Westport. Further investigations have discovered that Dre is also involved in organizations such as the "All Star Drinking Team" and "League of DARKNESS!!!!" Until these charges can be proved, we urge you to approach this man with caution.
* We don't know exactly what "TFG" stands for, but we speculate it means "That Fallujah Guy" (Fallujah is where Dre was born)
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Shall I say Fahtwah?
All I can do is laugh. Pure genius Ringo. Haha. I asked Dre yesterday if he was building a beer rocket, and requested he bring it to the party Saturday. So sad we won't see you, but certainly understandable. We'll pour a beer out for you...right into my mouth. Haha.
I knew that guy was up to no good - that shady bastard. Viva TFG!!!
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